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ass woloams: whey want 2 fry sum chili xD

Thoast: XDDDDDDDDD


 * Suddenly, they teleport to Antarctica in a strange cabin.*

woloams: woh


 * Suddenly, Ass discovers a book*

woloams: o ey look dis XD

Thoast: woh

woloams: i we sy "kdrank drank dank srkfo. Pen DJ's DJ's pancakes, den we are transported ska." Ass chants.

Toast: woah

Ash: Oh grass, now everything is back to normal.

Toast: dratsaratsafrats


 * suddenly, an army of deadites flood the room*

Ash: Say hello to my little friend.


 * Ash pulls out his boomstick and blows a deadite in half, while Toast attempts to find a way to reverse the normalness. Suddenly, a deadite runs to the kitchen*

Ash: He's trying to get our fried chili!


 * Toast pulls out his minigun and mows down the deadite in pure rage, while Ash retreats to his bedroom and reattaches the metal gauntlet to his hand. He then plops a chainsaw onto it, revving it up*

Ash: lets cook us some hotdogs


 * Ash screams and falls down to the main room, sawing a horde of deadites in half with his sheer badassness*

Toast: Oi, I got the chili

Ash: Nice. Let's bounce.


 * Ash shreds one last deadite in half with his chainsaw, before blowing the door down with his boomstick*


 * suddenly, a wizard deadite appears*

Wizard: Hello, I am Wizard Deadite. I wish to grant peace between deadites and humans, and begin a feast that will be engraved within history.

Ash: What the fresh hell is this?

Toast: What kinda feast we talkin' about here?

Wizard: One of Zaxby's food.

Toast: oh yeah

Ash: Only if you return us to the weirdness. I don't like normal, normal is for when I have to kill some dumb witch zombies.

Wizard: k


 * turns everything back to normal*

ass: o yeh XD

Thoast: *dances via thrusting pelvis into the air*

the end